Three Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces.

A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.

"This guy was an Englishman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the mortuary chief.

The DI nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man.
"This was an American, 25, won 124 million dollars in the PowerBall,
spent it all on booze. Died o alcohol poisoning, hence the contended smile."

"Nothing unusual here", thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body.

"Ah," says the chief, "this is the most unusual one, a Sardar, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken," replies the chief.