Some Fundoo Jokes

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both cases you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to latest piece milta jata"

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola " Mujhe pata hota to mein sanyas kyon leta "

Never Argue with Females

One morning a husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins
to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his
boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game
warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment."