Never Say Lie

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For
The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought
of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!

Teacher and Student

Teacher : "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Student : "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher : How old is ur father.
Student : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Student:   He became father only after I was born.

Teacher : There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.
Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher : Paul, what is the chemical formula of Water?
Student : H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher : What is this?
Student : Well!! you said it is H2O.

THE ATTRACTIVE UNDER GRADUATE

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the undergraduate said, "Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I'll do anything you suggest." The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, "Anything?"To which the undergradute cooed, "Yes, anything you say." After some brief reflection, the professor asked, "What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?" The student lied, "Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then." The professor then advised, "Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don't you attend that."