Computer Engineer's Shayri

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face,
Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown,
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein aayi hai ek female,
Bhool gaya hoon sab kuchh, kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ka application create kar raha hoon,
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.

Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee to so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.

Kal jab mile the to dil mein hua ek sound,
Aur aaj mile to kehte ho your file not found?!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo.

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning,
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warnings.

Nazar mein to koi hain aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki woh ab read only hain.

Zamane ka Dar

Zamane ke dar se

teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!

dedar ho tera bar bar

isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Laga

Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga

Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Fantastic Shayris

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

Funny Shayris

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?