A Difficult Judgment

In a small town in India, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple & its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.

The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the Temple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, 'we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't.'

Funny Ramayana Love Letter

Pyari Sitta,

Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi,

Laxman tinnu bahut yaad karda ae.

Main is Bandar de hatth tainnu chitthi bhej reha haan,

Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.

Main AIRTEL da postpaid le litta ae, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta,

Chal koi ni main aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.

Main iss bandar naal ek AIRTEL da prepaid bhej riya haan, oddej 1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz mainu SMS kari.

Chinta na kari, jadd vi gal karan da ji kare, ek miss call mar daiyee. Main ettho tere naal baat kar levenga.

Tu Mere bill di chinta na kari, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta ae

Accha OK

See Uuuu.

With Luv

Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM"

Coolest doubt in Mahabharat

In some remote village of India , one Teacher is
teaching the

Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.

He is at the krishnajanma' part of it. Teacher:
"Kansa heard the

akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill
him.

He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...


Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one

is born." Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts
up his hand.

Teacher, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)


Teacher: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata

then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Teacher, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
was going to

kill

him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME
CELL ?

Teacher fainted.........................

Indians are Indians

Once a english man came to india as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him.First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The english man asked "how many years did it take to build this one". The guide replied "it took about 20 full years ".............."20 years!!" said the english with a haughty voice and further said "our english men would have built in 10 yrs"......

The next day the guide took him to the 'Hawa Mahal' in Rajasthan....the english asked" how many years did it take to built this one".....
the guide replied "almost 10 years".................."10 years!!!" said the english,"our men would have built it in 5 yrs"....................

The Indian guide thought that this particular english @#*&!*&)# man is trying to insult the wonders and that's where our Indian Attitude plugs in............

The next day seeing the 'Qutub Minar' the english asked the same question..........the with astonishing look said " Oh my God.....this tower looks great it was'nt there yesterday"

AN AMAZING DISCOVERY!

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fibre net. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing... They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.