The Real Programmer

one liners

'You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?'

'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.'

'You are proof that God has a sense of humor.'

'You can''t fix stupid'

'You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.'

'Your child may be an honors student, but You''re a moron.'

'Your honor student swallows!'

'Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You''re Still An Idiot.'

'Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.'

'Your village just called. They''re missing an idiot.'

ON THE QUESTION OF INTELLIGENCE

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx
"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it." - F. H. Bradley
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol
"A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"- Anon.
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.
"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.
"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"- Anon.
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"- Anon.
"I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"- Anon.
"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon