Cricket Mania

*What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
-The entire Indian Innings.

*Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
-In Advertisements.

*When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
-When he is bowling.

*What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
-The walk back to the pavilion.

*How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
-Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

*What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
-3 runs in 3 balls.

*What is the height of optimism ?
-Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Get the Quarter Back

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'

COLLEGE SPORTS QUIZ

A guy walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke."Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."