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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Some Fundoo Jokes

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both cases you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to latest piece milta jata"

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola " Mujhe pata hota to mein sanyas kyon leta "


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