Not giving birth to my Son

A sardarji, his wife, and son, after spending a hectic trip to
South are returning home by train.

On the way, they fall asleep; the sardar on the lower birth, his
wife on the middle, and the son, on the upper one.

In one of the stations, the son gets up and wakes up his father asking for
an ice-cream. Both get out and after buying him, they return to the
compartment, only to find a stranger occupying the upper birth, and snoring peacefully.

Sardar is frustrated, after repeatedly trying to get rid of the man.

He finally calls the Ticket Checker, a pure Madrasi, to his aid and in his
best English, explains his plight to him,

"An unknown person lying over my wife, not giving birth to my son"