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Friday, February 22, 2008

The Perfect Son

Andy: I have the perfect son.
Brad: Does he smoke?
Andy: No, he doesn't.
Brad: Does he drink whiskey?
Andy: No, he doesn't.
Brad: Does he ever come home late?
Andy: No, he doesn't.
Brad: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Andy: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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