Laloo Prasad's resume to Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do
not
send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates".
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Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged
a Grand Party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaiyon
aur Bahino, aap ko ee jaan kar bahutahi khusi hogee ki humka Amreeca
maain naukari mil gayee hai.

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued......
"Ab main aap sabko apnaa appointment letter padh kar sunaongaa
-
par letter angrezee main hai - isiliye saath-saath hindi mein
translate bhi
karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hi naaheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavaad.
Bill Gates ----- Bilva.