A GAGGLE OF GHOSTLY GAGS

Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat?A: Use a spirit level!
Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians?A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Where does vampires keep their savings? A: In the blood bank!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline? A: British Scareways!
Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital? A: Surgical Spirits!
Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union? A: Their Spooksperson!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite food?A: I-Scream!
Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire? A: He became a Neck-romancer!
Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday? A: The Isle of Fright!
Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall?A: A night mayor!