ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Q: What kind of cats love the water?A: Octo-Pussies.
Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx.
Q: What's a porcupine's favorite food? A: Prickled onions.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell garage.
Q: What were the only creatures not to go into the Ark in pairs? A: The Maggots, they went in an apple.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chickens day off.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: What do you give a sick pig? A: Oinkment!