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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Funny Sms Jokes

*** WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET
ENERGY OF "BOOST".

*** There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

*** THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION- Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor n make several women happy!

*** School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!

*** Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


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