Never Marry

Never Marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never Marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never Marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never Marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never Marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never Marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never Marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never Marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never Marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better Marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY