Sardarji Jokes

1. Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets andstarted to eat them."You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"complained the pub-owner.So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) theirsandwiches.
2. A sardar was very fond of sensational and detectivenovels,but he always started reading from the middle.A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting" , said the Sardar. "TO startfrom the middle keeps one curious not only about itsconclusion but also about its beginning
3. Once a Sardarji was going to his office.On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badlyhurt.Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed abanana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choicehai"!!!!!!
4. A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to thepearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenlysoul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" areToday and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected,so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12seconds in a year?"The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word
5. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usesurprise doonga..!"
6. Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to bepained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painterpainted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
7. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
8. Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machisleke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karkelaya hu.
9. Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I justwon the 10 Million lotto.Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
10. Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka bloodgroup ek hi hai?Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jopee rahi hai....
11. A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjabtoday....... .Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and arestill..... digging for more.
12. Sardar found answer to most difficult questionquestion ever What comes first - the chicken or theegg ?O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
13. A Lady is on top of a hill and she is going to push her Father down fromthe hill top.....So what is the name of this evil lady ???........................Well, her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!! !!!!!
14. Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...Gangubai:"Kaun? "Sardar:"Main! "Gangubai:"Main kaun?" Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!! !"
15. disclosure : Jokes displayed aboved are not intended to hurt sardar community, we apologize in advance to the community.