Kings Punishment

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that
they could live if they pass a trial. The first step
of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten
pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men
went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I
brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial
to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt
without any expression on your face or you'll be
eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he
winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to him he
thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth
berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The
first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got
away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't
help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."